Golden Girls Continue To Lead

Through two days of competition, Golden Girls are still the class of the league.

Da Nang Dynamos moved into second as USA swimming won five more medals Sunday, including Dana Vollmer's gold in the 100 butterfly.  South Korea took the 12.5 women's archery team gold medal for the Dynamos.  But it wasn't enough to come close to the Girls, who picked up gold medals in diving and shooting and silverss in fencing, shooting, and weightlifting.  Chinese shooter Guo Wenjon won Golden Girls' fifth gold of the Olympics when France's Celine Goberville (undrafted) blew the last shot of the women's 10m Air Pistol.  No one has ever been this happy to screw up the biggest moment of their career:

Los Cornballers are now languishing in last place, their victory in the Fantasy Winter Olympics long forgotten.  Cornballers manager Ellis Kunka is rumored to be investigating whether Lindsey Vonn can do the Steeplechase.

STANDINGS THROUGH SUNDAY, JULY 30

1.  Theresa Yerger, Golden Girls
57.2 Points
Fencing 22.5 (1G, 2S, 1B)
Shooting 18.4 (2G, 1S, 1B)
Weightlifting 10 (1G, 1S)
Diving 6.3 (1G)

2.  John Binz, Da Nang Dynamos
43.1 Points
Swimming 25 (2G, 3S, 3B)
Archery 15.6 (1G, 1B)
Fencing 2.5 (1B)

3.  Christina Binz, Zurich Zebras
29.5 Points
Archery 12.5 (1G)
Weightlifting 8.4 (1G, 1B)
Judo 7.1 (1G)
Swimming 1.5 (1B)

4.  Lucas Tanglen, Postmodern Pentathlon
23.4 Points
Judo 8.9 (1G, 1B)
Shooting 6.7 (1G)
Archery 6.3 (1S)
Swimming 1.5 (1B)

5.  Dave Spence, Paragons
19.5 Points
Shooting 6.7 (1G)
Archery 6.3 (1S)
Judo 3.6 (1S)
Swimming 2.9 (1S)

6.  Brian Schwartz, The Jim Thorpes
18.8 Points
Swimming 10.3 (1G, 1S, 1B)
Judo 5.4 (1S, 1B)
Diving 3.1 (1S)

7.  Craig Emmert, Craig's Team
15.1 Points
Swimming 11.8 (2G)
Shooting 3.3 (1S)

8.  Ellis Kunka, Los Cornballers
6.3 Points
Cycling 2.8 (1S)
Judo 1.8 (1B)
Shooting 1.7 (1B)