Final Standings

Here are the final Fantasy Summer Olympic standings - the first to feature Postmodern Pentathlon on top.  They're followed by Da Nang Dynamos, The Jim Thorpes, and Paragons.  Lithuania's Laura Asadauskaitė-Zadneprovskienė won the Modern Pentathlon gold medal, lifting Paragons into the first division.  Laura's gold medal is clearly a great flirt with Paragons manager Dave Spence, whose last name can't possibly be looking bad from her perspective.

Paragons' success dropped defending champion Los Cornballers to the second division, just ahead of sixth place Chariots of Fire.  Seventh place Golden Girls proved to be a one-weekend wonder, as they led the first two days of competition before a free fall that was never really slowed.  They barely held off the last place Zurich Zebras, who won two 25-point medals Sunday.  Don't feel sorry for the Zebras - not only did they intentionally lose badminton matches, but their manager is the type of person who if this situation ever came up, would probably cock block another league manager from a girl who is wearing a wedding dress at a dive bar.

STANDINGS THROUGH SUNDAY, AUGUST 10

1.  Lucas Tanglen, Postmodern Pentathlon

533.2 Points
Basketball 100 (2G)
Badminton 60 (5G, 1S, 2B)
Tennis 30 (1G, 1S)
Shooting 26.7 (3G, 2S)
Football 25 (1S)
Handball 25 (1G)
Triathlon 25 (1G)
Water Polo 25 (1G)
Equestrian 22.9 (2G, 1S, 1B)
Boxing 21 (1G, 2S, 3B)
Swimming 20.7 (3S, 8B)
Synchronized Swimming 18.8 (1S, 1B)
Cycling 18.2 (1G, 4S, 1B)
Athletics 15 (1G, 3S, 4B)
Weightlifting 15 (1G, 2S, 1B)
Wrestling 14 (2G, 2B)
Canoeing 12.6 (2G)
Judo 12.5 (1G, 3B)
Rowing 10.7 (1G, 1S)
Gymnastics 7 (1S, 3B)
Archery 6.3 (1S)
Field Hockey 6.3 (1B)
Modern Pentathlon 6.3 (1B)
Sailing 5 (2B)
Diving 1.6 (1B)
Taekwondo 1.6 (1B)

2.  John Binz, Da Nang Dynamos

493.3 Points
Swimming 129.6 (16G, 9S, 6B)
Athletics 50.4 (8G, 5S, 4B)
Volleyball 50 (1G, 2S)
Archery 40.6 (3G, 1B)
Gymnastics 36.4 (3G, 5S, 4B)
Sailing 35 (3G, 1S)
Boxing 23 (2G, 1S, 2B)
Wrestling 22.4 (3G, 1S, 2B)
Rowing 14.4 (3S, 2B)
Judo 14.2 (2G)
Fencing 12.5 (2S, 1B)
Water Polo 12.5 (1S)
Tennis 10 (1S)
Diving 7.8 (2S, 1B)
Handball 6.3 (1B)
Table Tennis 6.2 (2B)
Cycling 5.6 (1S, 2B)
Canoeing 3.2 (2B)
Taekwondo 3.2 (1S)

3.  Brian Schwartz, The Jim Thorpes

481.3 Points
Tennis 65 (3G, 1B)
Football 50 (1G)

Canoeing 30.1 (3G, 2S, 3B)

Swimming 27.8 (1G, 6S, 3B)
Basketball 25 (1S)
Volleyball 25 (1G)
Water Polo 25 (1G)
Boxing 24.9 (2G, 2S, 1B)
Athletics 23.5 (2G, 5S, 4B)
Judo 23.3 (1G, 3S, 3B)
Fencing 22.5 (2G, 1B)
Synchronized Swimming 18.8 (1S, 1B)
Weightlifting 18.2 (5S, 1B)

Diving 15.7 (1G, 2S, 2B)
Cycling 15.4 (1G, 2S, 3B)

Modern Pentathlon 12.5 (1S)
Taekwondo 11.1 (1G, 1S, 1B)
Rowing 10.7 (1G, 2B)
Gymnastics 8.4 (3S)
Field Hockey 6.3 (1B)
Handball 6.3 (1B)
Table Tennis 6.3 (1S)

Badminton 5 (1S)

Wrestling 2.8 (1S)
Shooting 1.7 (1B)

4.  Dave Spence, Paragons

399.7 Points
Table Tennis 62.6 (4G, 2S)
Synchronized Swimming 50 (2G)
Field Hockey 37.5 (1G, 1S)
Modern Pentathlon 25 (1G)
Shooting 21.8 (3G, 1B)
Athletics 20.4 (4G, 1S, 1B)
Sailing 20 (1G, 2S)
Rowing 17.8 (2G, 1S)
Canoeing 17.3 (2G, 1S, 1B)
Swimming 16.2 (2G, 1S, 1B)
Boxing 15.3 (1G, 1S, 2B)
Equestrian 14.7 (3S, 1B)
Judo 14.3 (1G, 2S)
Wrestling 12.6 (3S, 3B)
Basketball 12.5 (1B)
Sailing 10 (2S)
Archery 6.3 (1S)
Triathlon 6.3 (1B)
Volleyball 6.3 (1B)
Gymnastics 5.6 (1G)
Weightlifting 3.4 (2B)

Taekwondo 3.1 (1S)

5.  Ellis Kunka, Los Cornballers
380.3 Points
Athletics 72.7 (9G, 13S, 7B)
Cycling 53.2 (8G, 2S, 2B)
Rowing 39.2 (4G, 2S, 2B)
Canoeing 26.7 (3G, 2S, 1B)
Football 25 (1S)
Volleyball 25 (1G)
Wrestling 21 (2G, 2S, 3B)

Boxing 19.2 (2G, 2B)

Sailing 15 (1G, 1S)

Basketball 12.5 (1B)

Triathlon 12.5 (1S)

Gymnastics 11.2 (1G, 2S)

Tennis 10 (1S)
Taekwondo 9.4 (1G, 1S)
Badminton 7.5 (1S, 1B)
Table Tennis 6.3 (1S)
Fencing 5 (1S)
Shooting 5 (1S, 1B)
Equestrian 2.1 (1B)
Judo 1.8 (1B)

6.  Craig Emmert, Chariots of Fire

371.1 Points
Volleyball 56.3 (1G, 2S, 1B)
Gymnastics 43.4 (5G, 4S, 3B)
Triathlon 31.2 (1G, 1B)
Athletics 30 (4G, 4S, 4B)
Wrestling 25.2 (4G, 2B)
Swimming 25 (3G, 2G, 1B)
Rowing 24.9 (3G, 2B)
Shooting 23.3 (2G, 3S)
Judo 21.4 (2G, 4B)
Equestrian 18.7 (2G, 1B)
Boxing 17.3 (2G, 1B)
Equestrian 12.5 (1G, 1S)
Field Hockey 12.5 (1S)
Diving 9.4 (1G, 1S)
Weightlifting 8.4 (1G, 1B)
Canoeing 6.3 (1S, 2B)
Cycling 2.8 (1S)
Sailing 2.5 (1B)

7.  Theresa Yerger, Golden Girls
266.7 Points
Diving 48.7 (6G, 3S, 1B)
Fencing 45 (3G, 2S, 2B)
Weightlifting 40.1 (5G, 2S)
Shooting 25.1 (2G, 2S, 3B)

Field Hockey 25 (1G)

Athletics 18.3 (3G, 1S, 3B)
Tennis 15 (1S, 1B)
Gymnastics 9.8 (1G, 1S, 1B)
Canoeing 7.8 (2S, 1B)
Rowing 7.2 (2S)
Water Polo 6.3 (1B)
Judo 5.4 (1S, 1B)
Equestrian 4.2 (1S)
Taekwondo 3.1 (1S)
Swimming 2.9 (1S)
Cycling 1.4 (1B)
Wrestling 1.4 (1B)

8.  Christina Binz, Zurich Zebras
263.4 Points
Wrestling 35 (4G, 2S, 5B)
Basketball 25 (1S)
Handball 25 (1G)
Gymnastics 22.4 (3G, 1S, 2B)
Weightlifting 21.8 (2G, 1B)
Sailing 20 (2G)
Tennis 15 (1S, 1B)
Cycling 14 (1G, 3S)
Boxing 13.4 (1G, 1S, 1B)
Archery 12.5 (1G)
Taekwondo 9.5 (1G, 2B)
Canoeing 9.4 (1G, 1S)
Fencing 7.5 (1S, 1B)
Judo 7.1 (1G)
Water Polo 6.3 (1B)
Table Tennis 6.2 (2B)
Swimming 5.9 (1S, 2B)
Athletics 3.2 (1S, 1B)
Badminton 2.5 (1B)
Shooting 1.7 (1B)